in the future all Montreal’s criminally insane will be led around in straight jackets by their blood-splattered clown masters.

in the future we will all wear watches on our ankles so that our kitty cats can read the time

in the future we will match our hair to our leggings always.

in the future Montreal’s fashion police will look like this while they re-write the laws on fashion crime.

in the future we will all faintly resemble cupcake dolls.

in the future we will all have scowls on our faces while we wear watercolours for fall.

in the future we will all talk on phones that come from the center of our bodies.

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