This post comprises some of the interesting people we (Dane and Alison) have seen over the past two(ish) weeks.

WARNING (again) SECTIONS OF THIS POST WRITTEN BY DANE MAKE NO SENSE WHAT-SO-EVER AND WILL PROBABLY MAKE YOU STUPIDER THAN YOU ARE NOW.

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Trick or beat? This guy looks fragile, but really he has the strength of fifteen dinosaurs on acid. One day i caught a glimpse of him beating little children with a pumpkin the size of two dinosaurs on acid. Bringing sexy back we give Curfooks Aboonch a dinosaur on acid.

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Sister Mary Stef taking a walk talking to the pope on her blackberry visiting her Prussian relatives in Norweiga. Look at her beautiful breasts.

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yah, obviousely this is the best combination in the world. Mickey mouse + horsies = just creamed my jeans.
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Miranda Withpool from wisconsin knows how to kick a kid. Ripped from her fathers womb by a cystic wombat left her with an innate sense of kickflips. Angela took a poop beside Miss Withpool because she had too go.

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When I said aesexual was the new cool, I never said it was okay to look like a trannie, but at MSTRKRFT I guess it pays to look a little different.
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Here we have a fine specimen of Jellies sandals (circa 1994). These are rare and highly coveted by people who wear mom jeans. Just for jokes lets do a typical clothing breakdown:

DANE:

striped shirt- Peed on it

blue T-shirt – Blue my nose into it

Red Pants – Used to be white… but i got the period

Shoes – dads

Brown Bag – used to be white as well

ALISON:

White Sweater – Stolen from Value Village

Blue T-shirt – Kensington before it was overrun with hipsters

Purple Bag – stolen 5 minutes earlier from the junk store

Shorts – gift from dane (stolen)

Jellies – stolen from Salvation army

Fat Ass – eat Jelly donuts (paid for)

TOTAL COST: $0.85 for the donuts

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This is the grim reaper of the future.

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if you’re gonna break your leg, and NOT get a pink cast, this is the next best thing.

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cute cute boy in blue jeans.

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the guy clearly doesnt want to be to pretentious or anything, but them is sick shoes.

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Asians can do anything. Matching is such a great thing. Matching colors is one thing, but matching patterns? This takes matching to a new level. We love you because you’re really cute, specially the gold shoes.

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OMG!@#$%^&^%$#@!!@#$%^@!@#$!@#$%^&!@#$%^& lolz 🙂

MA GURLZ!@#$%^%$#@!

This photo makes me think of THIS!!@#$%%$#@

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This was the night that Kerne and I ran around the Frosh party at 1234, where Brendon was DJ-ing, taking pictures of silly 17 year olds getting it onnnnnnnnnn, on the dance floor. This girl with the amazing shoes at the W is holding the most importnat feature of the evening: that wand.

Poof you’re not a cabbie

Poof you’re back in Haiti

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my IQ just went down.

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