I can’t be 100% sure what’s happening here, but this guy looks 50% pirate and 50% Bruce Willis


 since I’m on the topic of pirates, this is what a pirate would look like if he read i-D and had all his teeth.


As I took these photos, a crowd of scummy, 40-something year old men gathered off to the side to watch, and when she put her leg up on his shoulder their cheers could be heard on the other side of town, which is about a 2 hour drive…

 click on the banner below for the rest of the photos from the Tight Pants party at White Orchid.