**WARNING**  THE FOLLOWING POST WRITTEN BY DANE CONTAINS MADE-UP WORDS, NO PUNCTUATION, SPELLING MISTAKES AND RUN-ON SENTENCES.  THIS POST IS NOT RECCOMMENDED FOR ENGLISH MAJORS OR PEOPLE WITH WEAK IMAGINATIONS.  -Alison

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Welcome to the lovely island of Saint John!! Come for a lovely travel threw the fascinating jungles of the Johners! Barbeques are the best part of summer in the John. Julia cooked us a lovely feest of human meats. Did you know Saint Johners are cannibals?

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Here we see a special speciman. Where is he going? Probably too a local hoe down or shin dig. Or maybe a visit to fort how where he could enjoy a lovely view of the ocean, and maybe a special moment with special somebody.

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The most beautiful gurl in town is Courtelina Crosbinaboo. She is a princess and requires her men to catch one small fresh child a day for her family to eat. She forse feeds all of the meats molassass.

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While i was skipping downtown one day a beam of rainbow lights and sparks flashed before me and HRM came down from the clouds and picked me up. She told me to stop killing all those field mice. She set me down climbed a tall building and jumped into the heavens.

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This is Puca she collects shells on the beach all day and refuses to eat all the human meats like the rest of the johners. She enjoys long skipps in the saint john jungles. Playing with the monkeys and sketching astrology and math on the sand with her toes and fingers crab style.

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This is Jonathan Richman the richest man in Saint John and Nimnopnoly his lovely wife. The live on the highest mountain in the saint john jungles. They become super heroes at night and fight all the crime in the city and give the meats to all the peasents.

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This is my ex lover how could she do this to us you didn’t think id find out. eat the blood i shed for you lover. i imagine your face and i scream. im terrified.
remember when we kissed under the stars? i can’t want to see you, i’ve missed you oh too long. If your still fucking that cunt i’ll kill you. i’ll kill her too. i’ll drink your blood lover and kick and scream. im terrified. don’t ever let me go. tell me you love me! cuddle me all night lover, you better not let me go. i’ll show you. you’ve got it comeing!

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