Shut Up you Twit!

One lonely night, two kids sat at a water fountain debating what to do with their time. They decided to join their knowledge and love for aimless wandering to create a street style blog. While the two were excitedly discussing the prospect, a bushy-haired, middle-aged woman walked by and spat ”Shut up you twit!” which then became the name to the blog. While the idea was still brewing in these young kids’ mind, a friend offered the information that ”twit” was the name for a pregnant goldfish. Such information surely deserved a treat. So then they were three.

The Pregnant Goldfish is:  Dane Gerus, Alison Cohen and Marilis Cardinal

We are the Pregnant Goldfish, and we have a lot to say about nothing.

We live in Montreal, we like to talk about friends, but we love to talk about strangers.

Alison Cohen

Alison likes made up animals. The only exception to this, is her love for horsies. She likes logic games and using both sides of her brain at the same time. This explains her stutter.

Dane Gerus

DaneGerus is dangerous. He is the only person every to be banned for life from Blizzarts. Dane lives at home with his 25 cats and Jesus and plans his days based on what the fortune cookies found around his house tell him to do.

Marilis Cardinal

Marilis is a walking accident. She is really cute all the time, and even cuter when she falls. We have recently attributed her extreme clumsiness to a lack of depth of field in her vision. We hope this will improve some time in the near future for all of our sakes.

**The Pregnant Goldfish (Shut up you Twit!) whatever you want to call it!  is a Montreal based street style blog that also puts up photos from anywhere else on earth we travel to.